Nick on Quora

Such japes might cause much merriment at first,
or second even; but I warrant you,
that by the fifteenth time that poetaster
had made his verse response to some request,
the joke by then would be well past its prime,
and this ill habit taken by its readers
as evidence of mental feebleness—
as seen with Judge Roy Ashland on the West Wing.

We have the following question as data, and we will assume that there is no intrinsic bias to people self-selecting in the survey:

How do Quorans score on the Political Compass Test?

Yes, the Political Compass test is deeply flawed. Whatevs.

As of this writing:

Left Libertarian: 91

Right Libertarian: 19

Left Authoritarian: 3

Right Authoritarian: 6

https://www.meta-chart.com/share…

… The answer based on the aforementioned question is: yes.

I’m turning 45 in a month, actually; but this Cretan song I heard in my youth has been haunting me since I turned forty. I even had the first verse of it as my Skype mood message for a fair while.

Άχι και σαραντάρισα, δεν κάνω μπλιο γι’ αγάπες
και μου ’ρχεται να τροζαθώ και να γλακώ στσι στράτες.
Γιατροί μου απαγορεύουνε, μα λεν το κι οι γι-ανθρώποι:
ξέχασε κειανά που ’κανες και τη ζωή την πρώτη.
Μην παίζω μπλιο, μην τραγουδώ, μην ξενυχτώ τα βράδυα.
Να πάψω να τσιλιπουρδώ στσ’ αυλές και στα σκοτάδια.
Ρακί, κρασί μην ξαναπιώ, τσιγάρω μην καπνίσω,
Μηδέ το μήνα μια φορά να μην ξαναγλεντίσω,
και προπαντός τα όμορφα μην τα λοξοκοιτάζω.
Χώρες χωριά και γειτονιές απού ’κραζα μην κράζω.
Και λέω ίντα θα γενώ, και τρέμει η ψυχή μου.
Σαν του χοχλιού το κέρατο εζάρωσε η χολή* μου.

Μα συλλογούμαι ίντα θα πεις Σαββάτο γή Δευτέρα,
και συνταγές και γιατρικά θα τα πετάξω πέρα,
και από τσι χάρες τση ζωής τσι πλια όμορφες θα πάρω,
να αφήσω αποδιαλέουρα στον κερατά το Χάρο.

Alas I’m forty, fit no more for love.
I feel like running crazy down the streets.
The doctors ban me, people say so too:
forgot what you once did, and your past life.
Don’t play no more, don’t sing, don’t stay up late.
Don’t hang around in courtyards and dark corners.
No wine, no brandy, no more cigarettes,
don’t have a party even once a month,
and never steal a glance at pretty girls.
Stop haunting towns and neighbourhoods I’d haunted.
What’s to become of me? My soul, it shivers.
Like a snail feeler my gall bladder* shrivels.

I wonder what you’ll think come Saturday,
when I throw all my scripts and pills away.
I’ll sample all the best life has to give.
The leftovers—that bastard Death can have.

*Censored from ψωλή “dick”.

The best answer I can find on why is Ajeet Gupta’s answer to Why do I have to log in to Quora to read content?

Ajeet Gupta argues that:

• Authenticated, eponymous users lead to higher quality answers—which is consistent with the Quora Real Names policy (which is severely undermined by anonymous users). But that does not explain why you have to log in just to read.
• Valuation: “Look! We have 10 million gajillion registered users! Please give us more money!” Which makes the most sense, though I’d have thought IP tracking has made tracking unique visits a solved problem.
• Establishing Token Cost (aka Keeping the Riff-Raff Out). Quora is invested in being better quality than Yahoo Answers, and if you can read, you can post—though it still seems an unnecessary extra step to force login just for passive consumption.
• Encouraging Community Effect. Having ID for who’s upvoting who is certainly useful to how Quora works (if only it weren’t in so much denial about being a social site); I guess they want the eponymous clicks badly enough, that they make you pass the extra hurdle of logging in: as soon as you can read the stuff, they figure, you’ll want to click and comment and answer.

There’s a cost in forcing login; I can only surmise that they think it’s worth it in terms of the increased quality of input they get, and aren’t worried about Reddit-like volumes. They get very highly ranked on Google, after all.

I am not aware of any Orthodox ban on laypeople buying bibles, if they could afford them. It may or may not have been seen as odd before the invention of printing.

The Greek Orthodox Church did have a massive problem with translating the Bible into Modern Greek, to the extent of getting a ban on translations written into the Greek constitution. It has been possible for laypeople to buy translations since 1638 (Bible translations into Greek); but the church of Greece seems to have only officially signed off on translations since the 1990s.

The resistance was more about fetishising the source language than about wanting the great unwashed to gain access to the original. The uproar around Ioannikios Kartanos’ paraphrase of the Bible in 1536 seems likewise to have been more about the fact that he used an Italian source text with a lot of apocryphal interpolations. But the Orthodox church was certainly no fan of people making up their own minds about how to make sense of the Bible.

Not a hip hop lyric, but then the OP didn’t put that in the question.

When I was a young lad, I lived in Crete, and I explored Cretan folk music, because that’s what you hear in Crete. One of the greats of Cretan folk music was Kostas Mountakis. Nikos Xilouris was greater and more versatile (and more photogenic), but Mountakis established the groundwork for the modern folk tradition.

One song I particularly liked was Άχι και σαραντάρισα, “Alas, I’m forty”:

Alas I’m forty by Nick Nicholas on Opɯdʒɯlɯklɑr In Exile

Alas I’m forty, fit no more for love.
I feel like running crazy down the streets.

[…]

What’s to become of me? My soul, it shivers.
Like a snail feeler my gall bladder shrivels.

[tʃe leo ida θa ʝeno, tʃe tremi i psiçi mu
sa du xoxʎu to tʃerato ezarose i xoʎi mu]

I heard that song when I was maybe ten.

It was only last year that I realised that the song was censored. Last year.

It isn’t the gall bladder /xoli/ that’s shrivelling. It’s a word that rhymes with gall bladder.

And now you know what the Greek dialect word /psoli/ means.

Dedicated to Michael Masiello, for our latest exchange.

What they said. For fieldwork, you get a flat-file database for organising your field notes and automatically generating glosses and dictionaries. (A relational database is overkill.) Toolbox (The Field Linguist’s Toolbox) and its predecessor The Linguist’s Shoebox from SIL International are the default tools.

Databases are less useful than you might think, though I found they were useful for typological work (if you’re doing wide surveys of languages).

For Computational Linguistics, you learn Perl (if you’re living 20 years ago like I still am) or Python, and you get hold of a good software library. The premier one seems to be Natural Language Toolkit. Treat it as a starting point, but it is a very good starting point. Enough that I’ve winced and taught myself enough Python to use it, though I still find Python distasteful.

If you’re doing phonetics, you will be doing a lot of IT, to get the data, and to get statistics about the data: phonetics is a lot closer to disciplines like psychology. Like Joonas Vakkilainen, you will get familiar with R. (Or Python, I guess.) Ditto sociolinguistics, as Joonas said. But for most other fields of linguistics, you won’t likely need more stats than you can get out of Excel.

Sorry for 4 month delay in A2A, Z-Kat.

There’s more to Judaism than the Tanach.

As discussed in Bosom of Abraham and Paradise, the notion of heaven as a place where the righteous dead go, rather than Sheol for everyone, is a notion that was kicking around in late Judaism, including Jewish papyri and apocrypha such as 4 Maccabees.

That understanding of heaven is mentioned a couple of times in the Gospels, and was developed further by early Christian writers; but it was not alien to the Judaism of Jesus’ time.

Ditto hell: Gehenna as an antecedent to Hell is not much in evidence in the apocrypha, but it’s there in the Targums and the Talmud.

(I gotta say, btw, this was the result of 5 minutes on Wikipedia, and I’m astonished that none of the answers given looked into Jewish antecedents to heaven and hell.)

See also:

• Are there Jewish equivalents of heaven and hell?
• Do Jewish people believe in heaven or hell?

I still have a soft spot for GraphicConverter. Quite similar to Paint in its basic features.

1–2 hours a day. More than I should be…