What does my constructed language sound like?

I commend you most heartily, despite the fact that my review will be less thorough than Clarissa Lohr’s.

I wasted the first 5 sec thinking, Z-Kat’s Saff London vowels are showing. But that went away very quickly.

I wasted the first 30 sec, despite myself, distracted by working out the European provenance of it. That went away too.

I don’t care how many lateral fricatives it has, it ain’t Celtic. And the passion of the delivery was awesome.

I ultimately settled back at something like, “this sounds like Icelandic, with balls”.

Now to read the spoilers…