Do you urinate, defecate, and/or fart in front of your significant other? If not, why not? If so, how did it happen, and how long did it take you to feel comfortable doing so?

I’ll even kiss my wife when she is on the toilet.

… *raises hand sheepishly*. Yeah, but usually because she’s asked me to. 🙂

I will tend to draw the door when in the dunny myself, though as much as anything that’s to forestall protestations about associated odour.

Farts… well, I have done, but I can’t say it was welcomed. 🙂