If Satan had Quora, what questions would he ask?

Michael Masiello: what are your views on theodicy? (“Fuck you” is not an adequate answer)
Am I also Shaytan?
Am I also Kali?
Am I also Angra Mainyu?
Am I also the Demiurge?
If God is Good is He also God? If God is God is He also Good?
Should pronouns referring to Satan be capitalised?
Why do I get to have all the good tunes?
Is The Devil Went Down To Georgia really a good tune?
Seriously?

If I’m meant to have all the good tunes, what explains the albums of Anton LaVey?
How can I revive Manichaeanism?
How can I distance my brand from Alisteir Crowley’s?
Are the Rolling Stones still writing good songs?
How about those South Park guys?