Myth: That Australia is a classless society.
Fact: Only when compared to the British.
Myth: That Australians are an informal, relaxed people.
Fact: Only when compared to the British.
Myth: That Australians are an open, friendly society.
Fact: Only when compared to the British.
Myth: That Australians are rugged frontiersmen.
Fact: Only 5% of them are, though they are the ones who make it to the silver screen.
Myth: That Australians are crude classless tourists.
Fact: Only 5% of them are, though they are the ones who make it to Bali.
Myth: That Australians have the most gorgeous accent on Earth, and are guaranteed to get laid when they go to the States.
Fact: … well *I* didn’t…