What did you do with your partner on your first anniversary?

Why, what else does one do on a first marriage anniversary?

Put your wife on a gondola. (Luxury Gondola Cruises: Venice on the Yarra)

Everyone on the riverside assumed this was for a proposal. I kept hollering out to onlookers:


(sotto voce) Two years ago…

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